If you haven’t done so, please view it first so you’ll can keep track of our adventures in chronological order.
This is Studio 4. It is the 4th Studio on the 7th floor.
You must be wondering, “So, what does it have to do with me?”
Sadly, it has NOTHING to do with you.
There you have it.
According to my Magic Crystal Ball of Mortifying Madness™, the Studios were used to house the Ah Tiong (这可以吃的吗?) Chinese scholars in the past.
If the Magic Crystal of Mortifying Madness™ isn’t “tainted”, the vision shown about the Chinese scholars from our school staying in a hostel in Potong Pasir stays correct.
Based on my past experiences, the room is usually filled with many
Rice Planting Guidebooks™. Based on a recent study of outgoing sophomores who took their English exams, the topics which the Chinese academias excelled in were the passages with “rice irrigation and production”. They also aced the articles on “Guided tours of Xi’an with the Terracotta warriors”, due to their boundless plantations worth of knowledge. They have farmed so many RPG™ games that it has become their raison d’etre. Based on a true story.
FAQ section
Most of your questions will be answered here. If not, they remain unanswered.The questions are taken very seriously by a panel of experts, which came up with optimal solutions to quench your thirst for knowledge.
Q: Are the Chinese scholars still staying here?A: No. There isn’t enough fresh water for rice planting.
Q: Can I stay there?A: Sure, by all means. You can even make it your second home, although doing some spring cleaning is strongly advised.
Q: Where can I find this place?A: You need to have a pair of working eyes, and 2 working fingers. Use your 2 working fingers to scroll up using either the Mac trackpad or a mouse. Proceed to use your eyes to read the title.
Q: Can I rent the place?A: Yes, you can. Call our toll-free hotline: 0118-9998-8199-9119-7253 for more details.
Q: Is it safe there?A: Yes. it is very safe. Safer than you can imagine. Over there, you can remain unspotted for more than 72 hours. However, Murphy’s law is still in effect.
Q: Is this place still there?A: Yes and No. Using the concept of Schrodinger’s cat, the place is still around and not around anymore. There is a possibility of that happening when you open the door of Studio 4. What if, the room is still intact? What if, it is cleared?
Poe’s law is applied to every single solution given.
Shown below is the legendary tag of Studio 4. Various scouting legions have confirmed the sightings of an old man in blue. He acts as the intermittent gatekeeper doorman of Studio 4.
Sign of Studio 4. Studio 4 is a Studio. Picture shows all.
When I entered Studio 4, it was immediately clear that the old man resides there instead.
My left eye twitched when I took a closer look on the table’s contents.
As the Chinese saying goes: Left eye twitching brings fortune; right eye twitching brings disaster.
「左眼跳财,右眼跳灾」
I knew something was amiss. I evacuated from the room immediately.
The plant outside Studio 4. It IS wearing a belt.
Plants are the providers of fresh air — the green lungs of the earth.
However, this lungful of fresh air was not sufficient.
My PTSD kicked in and I started hugging the wall and foamed uncontrollably.
I was hospitalized at Woodbridge Hospital and fed dozens of assorted pills.
The nurse gave me an overdose.
and I went into a comatose.
I woke up 3 days later, only to find my PTSD kick in again.
I am the bane of my PTSD
Trauma is my body and madness is my blood
I have went through over a thousand spasms
Not known to stop, nor known to cure
Have withstood many sleepless nights to keep myself sane
Yet, the PTSD always kicks in no matter what.
So as I pray, Unlimited PTSD Works.
Thug life.
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You may purchase the Magic Crystal Ball of Mortifying Madness™ and the Rice Planting Guidebooks™ at your nearest Alchemy store. While stocks last!
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The information in this post is accurate as of November 2014.
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